Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.

Thor: Have a care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother.

Black Widow: He killed eighty people in two days.

Thor: He's adopted.

black-nata:

i made this because of reasons

aorai:

i swear i’m a gay guy trapped in a straight girls body.

Fangirls: hey I just met you

Fangirls: and this is crazy

Fangirls: but ASDFGHJKL;EIHIEHVNAUEBAUWEBUBAY

Fangirls: LKJHGFDAEUIGRHBKHVUEAEVAWEUIHSN maybe

zaynshomoerection:

trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog

(Source: ironmalik)